MY TOP FILMS: 'SUP BITCHES

I've been itching to post something in english for awhile now, but I haven't the faintest idea what to write about. So anyway, I woke up really early this morning because I have been putting off this evaluation that I need to submit tonight at work. But before I start working on it, I thought why not make a post.

Actually, the idea came up because I just finished watching Misery on Star World. I think they're showing Oscar winning films this whole month. Anyway, Kathy Bates was a crazy ass bitch in this movie, so I thought I think I need to post about movies' biggest bitches. This is a list of the movies craziest villainess...es.

I was actually contemplating on whether or not I should put Anabel Rama, Kris Aquino or Jason Ivler's mother here... but I'm not Professional Heckler so I just decided to stick with the movies. Kathy Bates made the list though. So enjoy.

CRUELLA DE VIL (101 DALMATIANS)

I thought why start with someone really intense. Everyone on this list are crazy ass bitches. But then again, there are still those who belong in that category that could still be watched by kids under age. Anyway, anyone who enjoys killing animals to make fur clothes is automatically crazy. She did that in 101 and 102 Dalmatians. I love both the cartoon version and Glenn Close. They were nasty. Plus I love me some crazy Glenn Close as you'll see further down this list.

DEBB IE SALT (Scream 2)

Well, you only find out how crazy this woman is towards the end of the movie, but still Debbie Salt (played by Laurie Metcalf) was really a crazed lunatic in the film. I mean why wouldn't she, her son was a crazy killer in the first film, he must've gotten that crazy genes from somewhere. So how demented was Debbie Salt? Well, she hung out on serial killer websites, planned the murder of Sidney Prescott's friends and... well I don't remember anymore. I just know she's crazy.

HEDY CARLSON (SINGLE WHITE FEMALE)

There's a filipino term about people who are "nasa loob ang kulo." Hedy Carlson is that type of person. She's shy. She's level headed. Kinda quiet. Kinda like the female version of me. But there is something seriously wrong with Hedy Carlson. Hedy is one half of a twin. Who died. And she's looking to have another twin sister... forever. I know... delirious, right?! Crazy white females. Yish. Oh yeah, and there's nothing wrong with me. I'm not that crazy... hehehe

MRS. MOTT (THE HAND THAT ROCKS THE CRADLE)

Rebecca DeMornay is crazy hot. She's like a cougar. And no crazy father will not hire this woman as your child's nanny. Unfortunately, she holds a secret that might as well have that family end up dead. She's the wife of the doctor who killed himself after being found guilty of molesting his patients. And she will have her revenge. If you think Hedy Carlson was bad... Mrs. Mott was worse. She's not even crazy. What was that about a woman scorned?

ESTHER (THE ORPHAN)

The loss of a child is hard for a family, most specially if the marriage itself is at stake. So when a couple like Kate and John decided to adopt an orphan, things seem to look up for their family. That is until strange things start to happen and people get maimed and killed. I won't surprise the twist with Esther. But she is one scary mother effer. I remember hugging my clutchbag tightly while watching the movie. That was one crazy bitch.

ANNIE WILKES (MISERY)

The problem about being a good writer is that sometimes you have all kinds of fans. People who are nice, to crazy to homicidal and downright demented. That's what Paul Sheldon had. A crazy fan who likes to kill babies and torture people. Annie Wilkes portrayed brilliantly by Kathy Bates woke me up this morning because I can't get my eyes glued out of the television. She's not the traditional villain you can have a way with nice words. She's smart. And she's really hard to kill. A really scary woman.

ALEX FROST (FATAL ATTRACTION)

So what did we have so far? A crazy old lady. A demented roomie. A vengeful nanny. A homicidal orphan and a miserable nurse. What would top off the craziest bitches list in Hollywood? Of course, what else but a woman in love. Glenn Close was absolutely amazing as this crazy mistress from Fatal Attraction. She is probably the worst nightmare a married man would ever have. A woman who does not want to end a one night stand. So desperate to be loved that she'll kill your family to have you. I'm sure this scared the bejeezus out of married men to stay loyal to their wives.