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Mar 29, 2010

MY TOP FILMS: 'SUP BITCHES

I've been itching to post something in english for awhile now, but I haven't the faintest idea what to write about. So anyway, I woke up really early this morning because I have been putting off this evaluation that I need to submit tonight at work. But before I start working on it, I thought why not make a post.

Actually, the idea came up because I just finished watching Misery on Star World. I think they're showing Oscar winning films this whole month. Anyway, Kathy Bates was a crazy ass bitch in this movie, so I thought I think I need to post about movies' biggest bitches. This is a list of the movies craziest villainess...es.

I was actually contemplating on whether or not I should put Anabel Rama, Kris Aquino or Jason Ivler's mother here... but I'm not Professional Heckler so I just decided to stick with the movies. Kathy Bates made the list though. So enjoy.

CRUELLA DE VIL (101 DALMATIANS)
I thought why start with someone really intense. Everyone on this list are crazy ass bitches. But then again, there are still those who belong in that category that could still be watched by kids under age. Anyway, anyone who enjoys killing animals to make fur clothes is automatically crazy. She did that in 101 and 102 Dalmatians. I love both the cartoon version and Glenn Close. They were nasty. Plus I love me some crazy Glenn Close as you'll see further down this list.

DEBB IE SALT (Scream 2)
Well, you only find out how crazy this woman is towards the end of the movie, but still Debbie Salt (played by Laurie Metcalf) was really a crazed lunatic in the film. I mean why wouldn't she, her son was a crazy killer in the first film, he must've gotten that crazy genes from somewhere. So how demented was Debbie Salt? Well, she hung out on serial killer websites, planned the murder of Sidney Prescott's friends and... well I don't remember anymore. I just know she's crazy.

HEDY CARLSON (SINGLE WHITE FEMALE)
There's a filipino term about people who are "nasa loob ang kulo." Hedy Carlson is that type of person. She's shy. She's level headed. Kinda quiet. Kinda like the female version of me. But there is something seriously wrong with Hedy Carlson. Hedy is one half of a twin. Who died. And she's looking to have another twin sister... forever. I know... delirious, right?! Crazy white females. Yish. Oh yeah, and there's nothing wrong with me. I'm not that crazy... hehehe

MRS. MOTT (THE HAND THAT ROCKS THE CRADLE)
Rebecca DeMornay is crazy hot. She's like a cougar. And no crazy father will not hire this woman as your child's nanny. Unfortunately, she holds a secret that might as well have that family end up dead. She's the wife of the doctor who killed himself after being found guilty of molesting his patients. And she will have her revenge. If you think Hedy Carlson was bad... Mrs. Mott was worse. She's not even crazy. What was that about a woman scorned?

ESTHER (THE ORPHAN)
The loss of a child is hard for a family, most specially if the marriage itself is at stake. So when a couple like Kate and John decided to adopt an orphan, things seem to look up for their family. That is until strange things start to happen and people get maimed and killed. I won't surprise the twist with Esther. But she is one scary mother effer. I remember hugging my clutchbag tightly while watching the movie. That was one crazy bitch.

ANNIE WILKES (MISERY)
The problem about being a good writer is that sometimes you have all kinds of fans. People who are nice, to crazy to homicidal and downright demented. That's what Paul Sheldon had. A crazy fan who likes to kill babies and torture people. Annie Wilkes portrayed brilliantly by Kathy Bates woke me up this morning because I can't get my eyes glued out of the television. She's not the traditional villain you can have a way with nice words. She's smart. And she's really hard to kill. A really scary woman.

ALEX FROST (FATAL ATTRACTION)
So what did we have so far? A crazy old lady. A demented roomie. A vengeful nanny. A homicidal orphan and a miserable nurse. What would top off the craziest bitches list in Hollywood? Of course, what else but a woman in love. Glenn Close was absolutely amazing as this crazy mistress from Fatal Attraction. She is probably the worst nightmare a married man would ever have. A woman who does not want to end a one night stand. So desperate to be loved that she'll kill your family to have you. I'm sure this scared the bejeezus out of married men to stay loyal to their wives.

23 comments:

dhianz said...

juz wanna let you know kuya Gilbert na nde akoh nagsasawang magbasa ditoh sa blog moh... isa kah sa paboritong blog na fino-follow koh. naks.. related toh sa blog hopper post moh... ditoh koh na lang pinost para mabasa moh... sensya na nde na nagkomentz dyan sa movie entry moh... hanggang sa muling pagkikita... Godbless! -di

Random Student said...

watched single white female countless of times when i was younger. galeng ng demise ng lead actress' bf dyan -- by the kontrabida's stiletto heel, wait ginamit pala nya yung siteletto ng bida. at yang si esther? empress b*tch yan. ang weird nung eksenang sineseduce na nya yung stepdad nya hehe. try serial mom also. watch how kathleen turner's character burns to death the teenager na nagmamasturb*te

ahmer said...

Esther, she's my favorite b$tch ever. Haha galeng nya Id never thought the she's not a kid anymore. But what like Random's said she's crazy wild b$tch.

Kosa said...

napanood ko yung The Orphan... medyo nakaka--- inis? yung batang matanda na pasaway na--- basta.. hehe yun lang ang napanood ko sa mga movie na nabanggit:D

Chingoy said...

agree ako sa Fatal Attraction and Single White Female.

I would like to add Meryl Streep's character in The Devil Wears Prada

jayvie said...

waaaaah!!
si Esther lang ang kilala ko haha.

at grabe, she's really one helluva bitch! hahaha

arze arce said...

In my case ang mga favorites movies koh all about Computer's [ Like Italian Job, Anti Trust, Swrodfish and So Close]

Anonymous said...

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Stone-Cold Angel said...

Si Annie Wilkes and Kruela De Vil lang ang mga kilala ko. Pero kun me mga ganyang mga babae, nakakatakot na magka syota... hahaha!

ENS said...

ngayon gusto ko na tuloy mapanuod ang the orphan... ilang beses ko na din yan tinggihan pag sinasabi ng mga kaibigan ko na panuorin ko...

Lawstude said...

ang familiar sa akin ay sila esther, swf at hand that rocks the cradle, ang gagaling ng mga kontrabida dito. mapapamura ka talaga.

vonfire said...

good to see Jennifer Jason Leigh (who plays Hedy sa Single White Female) sa 'bitch list' mo..Pero dapat kasama din d2 si Catherine Tramell (Sharon Stone) ng Basic Instint.

domjullian said...

wala akong alam ni isa dyan.

glentot said...

Wala akong napanood ni isa sa mga movies na ito hehe, 101 Dalmatians siguro sa TV...

Chyng said...

I would like to add Meryl Streep's character in The Devil Wears Prada

+ 1

gillboard said...

chyng: well, bitchy nga siya dun sa pelikulang yun.. pero di naman psycho bitch na gaya ng nasa listahang ito.. hehe

glen: panuorin mo.. di ka magsisisi.. magaganda yang mga pelikulang yan... promise!!!

kuya dom: kaw naman kasi... pusong pinoy ka talaga... yaan mo gagawa ako pinoy version nito... kasama dun My Monster Mom... hahaha

gillboard said...

vonfire: yeah... bitchy nga siya dun, pero iba yung psycho dun sa movie.. saka nakalimutan ko na siya actually.. hehehe

lawstude: totoo.. tas yung iba dyan napanuod ko bata pa ako... so medyo traumatic.. hehehe

ens: ayus siya... pero feeling ko mas maganda siya panuorin na kung wala ka talagang alam sa plot ng storya... kasi ang galing ng twist.

gillboard said...

stone cold: may nakapagsabi na sakin kaya daw hanggang ngayon eh wala pa akong gf eh dahil mga ganitong ugali ng mga babae ang pinapansin ko.. hehehe

anonymous: ibigay mo sa boss mo ang aking lubos na pasasalamat dahil hindi ka gaanong binibigyan ng mga trabaho, at nabasa mo ang aking mga post... hehehe... salamat!!!

arze arce: ermmm... wala atang mga psycho bitch dun... hehehe... pero salamat sa pagbisita!!!

gillboard said...

jayvie: i know, right?! hahaha

chingoy: see reply to chyng's comment.. sensya tinatamad nako magtype... lolz

kosa: meron pa pala akong nakalimutan... yung babae sa swimfan... psycho din yun...

gillboard said...

ahmer: grabe nung pinakita na niya tunay niyang hitsura no? parang... yiiii

random student: naku, di ko pa napapanuod yan... mahanap nga minsan... salamat!!!

dhianz: naku salamat at kahit na di nako masyadong nakakabisita sa blog mo, eh pinagtitiyagaan mo pa rin tong tahanan ko...

The Scud said...

buti na lang hindi ako magaling magsulat. baka magkaroon pa ng isang kathy bates sa buhay ko. nyahaha.

Raft3r said...

debbie salt rocks
big time

Zai Zai said...

ewan ko kung bakit pero tuwang tuwa ako pag may very evil villainess. mas kampi pa ako sa kanila. feeling ko naapi sila dati at dapat lang na maghiganti sila.