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Jul 15, 2008

18 USELESS SEX TRIVIA

The other day, I was bored in front of the computer so I searched for some useful trivia. Found this one instead. And thanks to Calvin Klein for the picture. Enjoy!!!

1. According to the Kinsey Institute, half of the men raised in farms have had a sexual encounter with an animal. (Si Bugoy kaya ng PDA?!)

2. Semen contains small amounts of more than thirty elements, including fructose, ascorbic acid, cholesterol, creatine, citric acid, lactic acid, nitrogen, vitamin b12, and various salts and enzymes. (di mo na kailangan mag clusivol araw-araw)

3. There are five calories in a teaspoon of semen. (weight-watchers take note)

4. At age seventy, 73% of men are still potent. (yan ang talagang may asim!!!)

5. According to statistics, Australian women are the most likely to have sex on the first date. (tara dun na lang tayo sa Australia!!!)

6. Women who are housewives are, as a whole, more faithful than working men (eh sino naman kasi makikilala ng mga babae? Naman!)

7. The most recorded orgasms in an hour by researchers at Center for Marital and Sexual Studies in Long Beach, CA, was 134 by one female and 16 for a male. (gusto ko magtrabaho dyan sa Center na yan)

8. The two leading causes of temporary impotence are prolonged cigarette smoking and tight pants. (sino kaya kilala kong mahilig sa dalawang ‘to?)

9. Orgies were originally religious events, being offerings to the gods.

10. In ancient Greece, women normally expose their vaginas to ward off storms at sea. (naku, kung nalaman lang natin ito ng mas maaga…)

11. Axillism is the act of using of armpit for sex. (ano to? Iniipit?! Bwahahaha)

12. Among sexually active adults, lesbians have the lowest incidence of sexually transmitted diseases. (Simula ngayon, pumapatol nako sa mga tibo!!!)

13. Three out of a thousand men are well endowed enough to fellate (blow) themselves to orgasm. (ano ka ba, gifted ka na, magsasariling sikap ka pa?!)

14. Over the same period of time, women who read romance novels tend to have twice as many lovers as those who don’t. (Finally, pag-asa sa mga nagbabasa ng Pinoy Romance!!!)

15. The Kama Sutra details techniques of ten types of kisses, 64 different caresses, eight variations on oral sex, and 84 positions for intercourse (huhulaan ko, ang gumawa nito, favorite book ang Kama Sutra… ang tiyaga magbilang ah)

16. It’s been estimated that the practice of autoerotic asphyxiation (temporarily suffocating yourself while masturbating) takes the lives of 250 to a thousand people each year. (Kawawa naman tong mga to, nagsasariling sikap na nga, mamamatay pa)

17. It’s been estimated that one out of two hundred women is born with an extra nipple. (For sure, useful yan pag nagka triplets ka)

18. The words naked and nude are not the same thing. Naked implies unprotected. Nude means unclothed. (isa lang ang term sa tagalog niyan, hubad!!!)

9 comments:

Mahiwagang Sibuyas said...

12. Among sexually active adults, lesbians have the lowest incidence of sexually transmitted diseases. (Simula ngayon, pumapatol nako sa mga tibo!!!)

-hahahaha yor da man superman! :D
apir!*

Mico Lauron said...

13. Three out of a thousand men are well endowed enough to fellate (blow) themselves to orgasm. (ano ka ba, gifted ka na, magsasariling sikap ka pa?!)


hahahaha! tsk. tsk. desperado lang talaga?! wahahaha!

TENTAY™ said...

10. In ancient Greece, women normally expose their vaginas to ward off storms at sea. (naku, kung nalaman lang natin ito ng mas maaga…)

-teka diba may bagyo?! ahhahahahahaha

Tisay said...

1. According to the Kinsey Institute, half of the men raised in farms have had a sexual encounter with an animal. (Si Bugoy kaya ng PDA?!)

kawawang mga hayop.

5. According to statistics, Australian women are the most likely to have sex on the first date. (tara dun na lang tayo sa Australia!!!)

ahahah! sabi ko na nga ba, it's suspicious na marami akong kilala na gustong mag-move sa australia. yan pala.

7. The most recorded orgasms in an hour by researchers at Center for Marital and Sexual Studies in Long Beach, CA, was 134 by one female and 16 for a male. (gusto ko magtrabaho dyan sa Center na yan)

134? wahhh... kapagod naman yun.

10. In ancient Greece, women normally expose their vaginas to ward off storms at sea. (naku, kung nalaman lang natin ito ng mas maaga…)

kelangan ba storms at sea? bumagyo kasi d2 samin the other day, but we're a long way from the ocean... hahah!

11. Axillism is the act of using of armpit for sex. (ano to? Iniipit?! Bwahahaha)

WTF?!?

13. Three out of a thousand men are well endowed enough to fellate (blow) themselves to orgasm. (ano ka ba, gifted ka na, magsasariling sikap ka pa?!)

fellatio's the way! hahaha!

rabsin_d said...

It’s been estimated that one out of two hundred women is born with an extra nipple. (For sure, useful yan pag nagka triplets ka)

Damn right you are! hahaha! Nice Article..

William said...

Tama rin namang green ang font color mo!!! grabeng facts yan ha.. Cant stop laughing especially your first point.. Bugoy had sex with animals kaya? wahahaha i bet, yes.. Kidding lol

Ner said...

hahaha, ok ah.

di ko nagets ano pinagkaiba ng naked at nude.. baka dahil may half-naked pero walang half-nude? XD

practice of autoerotic asphyxiation... may nagpapractice nito?!??

salamat sa green toilet humor XD

btw, tag kita dito:
http://iamner.blogspot.com/2008/07/random-questions.html

sana magawa mo. salamat ^^

Juz said...

2. Semen contains small amounts of more than thirty elements, including fructose, ascorbic acid, cholesterol, creatine, citric acid, lactic acid, nitrogen, vitamin b12, and various salts and enzymes. (di mo na kailangan mag clusivol araw-araw)

...yup true.. puno ng protein ang semen..


...cool facts, nice ito.. nagising ako bigla! hehe

dabo said...

10. In ancient Greece, women normally expose their vaginas to ward off storms at sea. (naku, kung nalaman lang natin ito ng mas maaga…)


---hahaha.. ewan ko ang weird nila ha