It's fun having two cellphones... You get a lot of jokes all the time... I often get green jokes (although I don't understand why)... Apparently, I give off this aura of being dirty... My fault maybe cuz I don't take a bath daily (i hope you know that it's a joke)... Anyway, my favorites are those knock knock jokes... I know its corny, but what can I do, Im easy...
Alak... to move it move it...Alak to move it
may kumaway downtown walking fast, faces pass and im homebound
noodle deal or noodle? kris aquino...
sir... fries!!! gulat ka noh?!
And then there are those jokes disguised as quotes... i love them!!! Sometimes Id read them while in the bus and then I snicker... im pretty sure people around are thinking im crazy...
Love is a hidden fire, a pleasant sore, a soothing pain, an agreeable torment, a sweet wound, in short - a gentle death! ang lalim shiyet! Dati luv is blind lang!
Cherish things while u stil have them, not when they're gone. One of the hardest things 2 deal with is regret. Enjoy LIFE habang d ka pa SENIOR CITIZEN
kapag iniwan ka ng taong mahal mo... sabihin mo... PASALUBONG
Life is full of rewards... if you eat properly, exercise and take good care of yourself for 60 years...
what's your reward? A SENIOR CITIZEN'S CARD! 20% discount
Pag mahal mo sya... sabihin mo kahit alam mong walang kapalit yun ang mahalaga, nalaman niya... at kung magalit siya sabihin mo... NAGKAMALI LANG NG SEND, PAKYU! Tangnang to! Yabang!
When everything seems unfair... when all that you do is not appreciated... Ill go with you wipe your tears, take you for a walk and tell you... eto lollipop, tahan na, di naten sila bati...
Alam ko, marami kang FRIENDS mabait ka kasi. Alam ko marami kang ADMIRERS, iba ka kasi. Alam ko maraming NAGMAMAHAL sa iyo simple ka kasi. Pero marami man sila, lalayo din sila kapag UMUTOT ka!
wag sayangin ang time naipagtapat sa tao na mahal mo siya lalo na kung alam mo mahal ka rin niya dahil baka dumating ang araw na sure ka na, pero siya, ibang gender na!
Bakit ganon ang pagibig? kailangang masaktan, magparaya, magpasensya, magpaloko, nakakabulag... Minsan tuloy naisip ko ayoko na sa pag-ibig! philhealth na lang
Sometimes the feeiling is right, you fall in love for the first time, heartbeat and kisses so sweet, summertime love in the moonlight... ayipiyayo ayipiyaye... Title: Doctor Jones parang quote noh?