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Feb 7, 2012

WHY I LIKE HAVING STRAIGHT FRIENDS


The other night I had a really terrifying experience inside my room (the story I’ll write probably on Valentine’s Day). Those who follow me on twitter probably know this already.

Anyway, so there I was, alone in my room, awake at 2am. I can’t move as I was afraid I’d experience something ala Paranormal Activity. But thanks to technology, I was able to reach out to a friend who’s still awake at that ungodly hour.

We chatted for awhile and he kept me from thinking about those awful thoughts about whatever it was with me in my room.

But what I really appreciated about that little talk was this:

(We haven’t seen each other in about a bit over a year and were talking about hanging out with each other)

Friend:  Dyan na lang tayo house mo at baka may makakita sakin may kasamang badingerz
Friend:  Haha joke lang ha!!!
Friend:  Weekday nga game ako… Pero aga nga tulog mo
Friend:  Sunduin na lang kita sa office niyo. Pero kailangan mo matulog latest by 1pm… Hirap ka nun Gusto ko manggulo hanggang merienda at least
Gillboard: Gago, di ako obvious no!!
Gillboard:  Pag nagleave nga ako sasabihan kita… ang hirap mo ayain!!! Hahaha
Friend:  Oo nga noh… Chaka friends tayo, aalahanin mo babantayan ko palage pag napadaan mata mo sa zipper ko.
Gillboard:  Sira!!! Yaan mo, tapos na panahon na may pagnanasa ako sayo no!!!
Gillboard:  Ewwww nay un ngayon! Yuck, incest lang.
Friend:  Sige, set na yan. Kapalit nyan mahal na gift mo dito. Pasensya na at hirap ako ha.
Friend:  Pero may value to saken kayak o ibibigay sayo.
Gillboard:  Okay lang, di naman ako choosy.
Friend:  Ulul!!! Mataas taste mo noh. Inambition mo ako eh. Hahaha Peace bro.
Gillboard:   Nagkamali nga ako noh. Kaya di na naulit.
Friend:  Kapal ng mukha mo! Kaibigan mo pa ako nun! Sapakin kita eh.
Gillboard:  Hahaha. Kaya nga nagsorry eh.
Friend:  Sabagay, iba nga naman talaga yung tipo ko pala. Thanks to you, isa ka sa mga nagparealize saken na di ako panget.
Friend:  Pasalamat ka, basta kaibigan ko, for life na yun… Kaya di ka nagkamali.. Gago!
Gillboard|:  Salamat ha! Hehehe
Friend:  Pero bilang ko pa rin tingin sa zipper ko. Hahahaha

For the record, I never looked at the guy’s zipper. BTW this was Joy. If you don’t remember, he was the friend I fell in love with.  I told him the truth. He avoided me for two years. Then we became friends again. Until now.

Conversations like this make me happy I have straight friends.


15 comments:

rainbow box said...

Friend: Ulul!!! Mataas taste mo noh. Inambition mo ako eh. Hahaha Peace bro.

YOWN! Kung sana lahat ng mga magkakaibigan na nagkaron ng past once e, katulad ninyo, ang saya sana ng mundo. Past, tama ba yung term ko? anyway, you get the point. hindi ko mahanap yung word ng swak eh. :P

chingoy, the great chef wannabe said...

happy ending! nice!

oi libro ko hahaha! :p

khantotantra said...

yung 2 years gap siguro yung awkwardness lang.

good thing everything na okay na ang lahat and mas closer than before. mas naging matatag ang friendship nio. :D

bagotilyo said...

ayyiiieee..


happy balentayms ..

♥superjaid♥ said...

tama si sis rainbow box kung lahat sana katulad nyo (di ko rin maisip yung right term na meron kayo eh hahaha ) sana masaya ang mundo ko este mundo. =D

uhmm..ok madalas mapatingin sa zipper. wahahaha =D

T.R.Aurelius said...

at least your friends again :))

Chyng said...

broad minded that things like this happen at di ka nya iniwasan forever. di na uso homophobic ngayon FYI. hihi

Chikletz said...

may mumu sa room mo?! hala... hehe. joke! peace!

glad that you guys have a good friendship.

epal lang ako dito. hehe.

Garpppy Garp said...

Hahaha! I have straight friends but we almost never tease like this. I think they knew I'd be uncomfortable and they would be, too. Oh well. Lucky you. Pangarap ko na makatuksuhan ko yung kras ko na straight friend ko. Pero that's pretty impossible for now.

glentot said...

Guys named Joy are more common than I thought. Or codename ang Joy?

Mark Joe said...

yan ang totoong pagkakaibigan!nice!

dong ho said...

beyond gender gap. friendship.

LJ said...

minsan mas okay pa ang mga straight sa mga bading na circle of friends. Pag natanggap ka nila for who you are, they are definitely worth keeping.

Keep him well.

Victor Saudad said...

this is heartwarming.

Raft3r said...

wala naman dapat limitasyon pag kaibigan, ah