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Apr 22, 2010

THE MURTAUGH LIST

The Murtaugh list is a list of things a person is too old to do. I got this from How I Met Your Mother. You see Mr. Murtaugh, from the Lethal Weapon series, played hilariously by Danny Glover is the senior between the two cops (him and Mel Gibson). So anyway they often go after bad guys the extreme way and Murtaugh always end up saying "I'm too old for this shit." Hence the list of things, one's too old to do.

Okay, so here's my list of things I'm too old for.

  • Start smoking.
  • Experiment on illegal substances.
  • Have sex with minors.
  • Be a fan of the Jonas Brothers, Miley Cyrus and Hannah Montana.
  • For pamorningan drinking sessions.
  • To climb up and hang out on treetops.

There may be more, I can't think of anything else at the moment. But of course there are things you'll never be too old to do.
  • Laugh at those crazy cartoons.
  • To have awesome time doing crazy stuff with your friends
  • To start a new hobby.
  • Change your lifestyle.
  • Start saving money.
  • And to fall in love.
What's on your Murtaugh List?

22 comments:

Chingoy said...

too old for disco (nyah hahaha... disco talaga ang tawag)

ayoko na rin ng di diretsong usapan...

Mokong™ said...

agree ako tol sa final list mo...

caloy said...

hahaha! matanda ka na pala eh! matanda na! yiheeee! is that a gray hair? whahahaha!

HalfCrazy said...

Haha who says you're too old to climb up and hang out on treetops? Kaya mo yan! May puno pa bang maaakyatan ngayon sa Maynila? LOL.

Pinakamaganda talaga yung huli eh. "To fall in love." - ang romantic mo naman tsong. Haha!

aajao said...

aplikable ba sa atin yan? di ba meron tayong kasabihan na "Kalabaw lang ang tumatanda"? kaya pwede pa natin lahat gawin yan... it's never too late (wag lang yung start smoking, bad for the health)

;)

glentot said...

Yahaha natawa ako agad kay Chingoy di ko sya maimagine mag Tugs Tugs Tugs

Maldito said...

para sakin..walang bagay for me that im too old to try to...ahahhahaa..lahat gagawin...we can only live once so why do all the things...crazy things!!!


falling in love? ang tanong...ke sino?ahahhaa

Kosa said...

too old to have sex with minor? hahahaha. sa sex walang minor-minor!

eh paano kung sa minor ka mainlove?
goodluck naman...

an_indecent_mind said...

hahahaha! laging kasali ung "mainlove"?? haha!

natawa ako kay kosa, tama nga naman... so pano love lang sa minor, no sex involved ha? wahehehe! abstinence is purity parekoy! i salute you! hehehe!

crazy things with my friends, yan ang hindi ko makakalimutan at hindi aatrasan regardless of my age..

Stone-Cold Angel said...

Lahat ng "too old" list mo ok to do it still except the last two.

Ok pa din kahit me edad na, gawin pa din kahit anong gusto. Surprise yourself!!!

=)

The Gasoline Dude said...

Haha teka paano muna i-pronounce ang Murtaugh? LOL

Hmmm... I guess I'm too old to learn how to play a guitar. Or watch Nickelodeon. :)

domjullian said...

gaya ng sinabi ko sa blog ko, you can never be too young or too old.

there's always a first time for everything.

gillboard said...

domjulian: i see your point... pero sa edad mo... sa tingin mo bagay pa sa'yo pag nagpakulay ka ng pink na buhok at magmukhang anime? yun ang point ko... hehehe

gasul: mur taw...

angel: nasa tao naman yan kung gusto nilang ilimit ang gagawin nila or hindi... hehehe

gillboard said...

indecent mind: pwede siguro no sex... hanggang pagdating niya sa tamang edad... then yun na... hahaha

kosa: uy... meron tayong tinatawag na statutory rape....

maldito: wala na nga eh... hay

gillboard said...

glentot: tugs tugs tugs... hehehe.. naaalala ko yung commercial ng selecta cornetto

aajao: naku... madami akong pwedeng idagdag na di na natin pwedeng gawin... lalo ka na't tatay ka na..

halfcrazy: believe me.. i'm too old for that.. and too heavy... hehehe

gillboard said...

mokong: hehe... salamat.

chingoy: naiimagine ko yung sinabi ni glentot.. ano kaya hitsura mo pag naririnig ang tugs tugs tugs... hehehe

ENS said...

never too old to attend to children's party...

teka.. anu ba yung crazy stuff with your friends??

the donG said...

start a new hobby... one great thing to do. if only i have all the time in my life.

climbing treetops! i miss that.

Boris said...

whoa ganda na ng blog mo ah... green kasi fave color ko lols XD

anyway about the list... hmmmmm ang bagay na i'll never be old to do is to watch cartoons, play in the arcades and think weirdly XD

jayvie said...

ang kumain ng cerelac!!! never pa ako nakakain lol

teka, hindi na pwede makipagsex sa minors sa edad nating ito? haha

ʎonqʎʇıɔ said...

i believe i am too old for your last bullet point. haha pa-jaded?

Raft3r said...

nyahaha
sex with a minor talaga?
like how young?
hehe