ANONG GUSTO NG MGA LALAKE

Kakatapos ko lang i-upgrade ang blog ko. As it turns out jurassic na pala yung template ko, at madami na palang nagbago!!! Mahirap talagang maging bobo sa internet at sa mga html na kalokohan na yan!!!

So ngayon, may bago nang kaunti sa blog ko, naisip ko rin na magkaroon ng bagong post dito. Unti-unti nang bumabalik ang mga inspirasyon ko para magsulat. While hindi pa ito todo-todong bumabalik, at least nakakapagsulat na ako ng madalas muli. Isa-isa kong lalagyan ng entry ang mga natenggang labels ko, at ngayon siguro ay dapat lagyan ko na rin ang guy stuff na label. Wala lang.

Habang nag-iisip ako kanina ng magandang topic, nabanggit ng aking katabi na si Denise na magsulat ng mga bagay na nagugustuhan ng mga lalake sa mga babae. Ano bang dapat meron sila para masabi namin na sila ay attractive?

NGUNIT!!! Obvious na ang magandang mukha, malaking boobs, at mahusay na katawan ay kasama na sa mga listahan, pagbigyan naman natin ang mga hindi pinalad. Ang mga ililista ko eh yung mga katangian ng pagkatao na gusto namin sa opposite sex. Yung mga dahilan kung bakit nasasabi nilang LOVE IS BLIND.

O siya sige, ang haba na ng opening ko, simulan na natin ito...

MAY PAGKAMISTERYOSA: Meron kasing mga taong, unang kilala mo pa lang, eh ikukuwento na sayo ang buong life story niya, ang history ng pangalan, ang buong kwento ng mga kanunu-nunuan, at kahit ang kwento ng alaga ng kapitbahay ng pinsan ng aleng nagtitinda ng yosi sa harap ng building ng dati niyang pinagtatrabahuan (whew)... in short chismosa at madaldal. Ayos lang naman ang makwento, pero gusto rin namin na minsan ay gumamit ng detective skills upang makilala ng mabuti ang isang babae. Yung tipong pwede mong gamitan ng Socratic Method para malaman ang mga sikreto nila. Pero siyempre, pagnalaman naming may pagka-serial killer type pala sila... ibang usapan na yan.

BABAENG GAME: Not necessarily sa kama. Ang ibig kong sabihin, eh yung madaling mayaya. Game siya mag-go kart, manuod ng sine, kumain sa labas, magbasketball, kumain sa karinderya, magfishball. Sa madaling-salita eh hindi maarte. Koboy ika nga. Yung pwedeng one of the boys. Ang isa sa hinahanap ng mga lalake sa kanilang magiging girlfriend, eh yung tipong makakasundo ng kanilang mga kabarkada. Kung jologs ang barkada ko, eh jologs din siya. Kung sosyal, eh sosyal din. Hindi yung tipong, kapag kasama ng mga kaibigan namin, eh uupo sa isang tabi. Tapos pag pauwi na kami, saka ako aawayin.

SYEMPRE MABAIT: Nauunawaan namin na once a month, nagbabago pagkatao ninyo, pero kung araw-araw ang ugali mo eh parang lagi kang may tagos, eh isa kang malaking turn-off!!! Masarap maging single, masarap din yung may kapartner ka. Pero, kung ang girlfriend namin, eh hahayaan kaming mamuhay na para bagang single kami, eh nakajackpot kami... Eto ay mga babaeng di dapat pakawalan. Pag sinabi kong, mamuhay parang single, hindi yung tipong mambababae. Ang ibig kong sabihin, yung tipong hahayaan akong sumama sa mga boys night out. Hindi maldita. Papatawarin ka, kung minsang makalimutan mo ang birthday niya o monthsary ninyo. Hindi naman martir o linta. Pero yung tipong bukas ang isipan baga.

APPRECIATIVE: Ang gusto ng lalake eh minsan, napapansin at inaappreciate yung mga magagandang ginagawa namin. Hindi yung puros talak na lang ng mga kabalbalan namin ang naririnig namin. Ang isa pang ayaw namin eh yung kapag nag-aaway, eh iuungkat pa lahat ng kasalanan na nagawa namin noong previous life namin. Yung tipong hindi ko na nga naaalala na nangyari, inuungkat pa rin.

HINDI INSECURE: Siguro, lahat ng away ng magkasintahan, eh nagmumula sa pagiging insecure ng mga kababaihan. Nagseselos kapag tumitingin kami sa mukha (o dede) ng ibang babae. Yung tipong palaging nagtatanong kung tumataba ba sila (hindi cute yun, kung hindi kayo maniniwala sa sagot namin!!!). Iba ang pacute, iba rin ang insecure. At nakakairita ang mga babaeng walang tiwala sa sarili, lalo na kung namimihasa na. Ang sinasabi ko lang, eh kung ikaw ay babaeng confident, mataas ang plus points mo sa amin. Yung tipong, kaya mo kaming pahabulin at kaya mo kaming paglaruan. Madalas, nagiging bobo kami sa mga babaeng ganito, pero okay lang. Gaya nga ng sabi ko, us guys welcome the challenge. Kaya uso ang mga cougar ay dahil sa mga babaeng ganito.

MATALINO: Eto, personal choice ko. Ang gusto ko, eh babaeng kaya makipagsabayan sa mga usapan namin. Yung tipong may laman ang mga sinasabi, at hindi puros hangin lang. Hindi halata, pero tahimik akong tao, pero kapag ang babae, ay napagkwento ako tungkol sa mga bagay-bagay, kung hindi man kami magkatuluyan, eh kinikeep ko siya bilang isang kaibigan. Ayaw ko talaga sa mga bobo, dahil maikli ang pasensya ko. Ayokong kausap yung mga tipong, ang habahaba ng kwento ko, tapos ok lang yung sagot nila tapos change topic agad. Nakakasira ng mood.

Alam kong hindi makikita ang lahat ng ito sa iisang babae lang, pero ang mahalaga eh meron sila kahit at least dalawa o tatlo man lang sa mga katangiang ito, okay na ako. Hindi ko na pakakawalan ang mga ganito.

MEN: WHAT YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT US

I think it's only fair, after me whining about women a couple of months ago to write about us men. While surfing the web, earlier, I found some interesting points about us guys. Some of the things I'll be writing came from Rita Rudner's 50 Facts About Men and the others are from Danielle Hollister.

• MEN ACCEPT COMPLIMENTS MUCH BETTER THAN WOMEN DO

When you tell a man he looks good, he accepts the compliment and thanks you quickly. But if you tell a woman she looks pretty, she'll raise her eyebrow, look suspicious and bombard you with questions; don't you think this dress makes me look fat? ows? bola? leche ka, nangaasar ka nanaman!!!

• IF A MAN SAYS "I'LL CALL YOU," AND HE DOESN'T, HE DIDN'T FORGET... HE DIDN'T LOSE YOUR NUMBER... HE DIDN'T DIE. HE JUST DIDN'T WANT TO CALL YOU.

This is a part of our script during dates. Aside from the compliments and all the good things we say about ourselves, we're programmed to say "I'll call you" no matter how bad our date turned out to be. Sometimes, even if we never got your number. Like I've been telling myself lately, the secret to happiness is lowered expectations.

• WHEN FOUR OR MORE MEN GET TOGETHER, THEY TALK ABOUT SPORTS.

Only if we ran out of things to say about our favorite teams, do we tend to talk about women, sex, and (gasp!) office gossip. But it's always on the menu that when guys get together the first thing we talk about are last night's game.

• ALL MEN THINK THEY'RE NICE GUYS. SOME OF THEM ARE NOT.

I'm not one of them. I really am nice. Yeah right. I actually agree with this. I came from an all-boys school my entire life, and the biggest jerks in school, when they get into a huge fight with anyone, defends themselves by saying that they're actually nice to the other. I'm actually a jerk.

• MARRIED MEN LIVE LONGER THAN SINGLE MEN. BUT MARRIED MEN ARE A LOT MORE WILLING TO DIE.

If only to escape the never-ending nagging ang blabbering of their wives. Makes me think twice about getting hitched myself. Sometimes I think maybe I'm better off single than married. I mean if you could have sex with no strings attached, why get married and be chained to one woman for the rest of your life, right? I guess I just need to meet the right one.

• A MAN NEVER WORRIES ABOUT THE FUTURE UNTIL HE GETS A WIFE.

Men are naturally carefree... until the first baby comes their way. Then we have to worry about the kids education, food at the table, whatever his wife wants him to buy for her and saving for the future. Ergo, women keeps the guys from being fun to be with. Seriously.

• MEN WAKE UP AS GOOD-LOOKING AS THEY WENT TO BED. WOMEN SOMEHOW DETERIORATE DURING THE NIGHT.

Must be the hair. But I agree, rarely do I see a woman who looks great after waking up from slumber. Sleeping beauty is really just a fairy tale.

• MEN HATE TO LOSE.

We' re generally born competitive. We might not show it, but deep down inside, it really kills us when we lose. So if you're out on a date, and then you let him lose, and then he says "I'll call you." Don't expect anything anymore.

But then again, what woman tries to understand a man? Seriously? We are what we are. We may be pigs, asses, the biggest jerks, but we could also be romantic, sweet and handy to have around with.

MGA BABAE NGA NAMAN...

Ito'y mga muni-muni ko lamang tungkol sa mga kababaihan. Kasi kanina noong ako'y pauwi ay naisipan kong magsulat ng tungkol sa kanila. Opo... Tungkol sa mga babae. Gustuhin ko mang magsulat ng kabastusan, eh baka ang mga pamangkin ko ay lumapit sa akin upang humingi ng paliwanag tungkol sa mga pinagsusulat ko.

Huwag kayong magtaka kung bakit hanggang ngayon, sa edad bente-sais ako'y nangangapa pa rin tungkol sa kanila. Nanggaling po ako sa paaralan na puros kalalakihan ang mga kaklase ko. Wala akong kapatid na babae. At wala akong panahon upang unawain ang mga naging katulong namin.

Meron akong mga kalarong babae noong ako'y bata pa. Pero noon hindi pa uso ang shopping at pagiging kikay. At nang ang mga ito'y simulan nang magkaroon ng tagos, eh hindi ko na sila naging kalaro. Kaya ako'y natuto na lang muling makisalamuha sa maraming babae noong ako'y nagsimulang magtrabaho. Hindi sa pagiging defensive, pero noong nag-aaral ako eh may nakilala rin naman akong mga babae, yun nga lang sila'y hindi ko sineryoso at ang hanap ko lang eh karanasan.

Kung susumahin, may limang taon pa lamang simula nang ako'y matutong makihalubilo sa kanila at marami akong natutunan tungkol sa mga ito. Sana'y matuto kayo sa mga karanasan ko(hahaha)...

• Una: huwag na huwag kang magbibiro sa mga buntis! Sila ay hormonal... Muntik na akong ma demote dati sa aking pusisyon nang minsan akong magpasaring sa isa kong ahente noon na buntis. Hala, kalahating araw itong umiyak!!! Mabuti na lang lumiban ang boss ko nun at hindi nakarating sa kanya ang ginawa kong kabalbalan. Hindi na ako lumalapit sa mga buntis... paminsan na lang!!!
• Ikalawa: kung may kaibigan kang babae, at nag-aya siyang magmalling, eh tumanggi ka!!! Kung hindi ay limang oras kayong mag-iikot sa department store para maghanap ng invisible shoes o kaya non-existent na damit!!! Yun bang tipong sila ang nagdisenyo sa isip nila na akala mo'y makikita nila pag pumunta sila ng Maldita, Folded & Hung o kaya'y Zenco Footstep.
• Ikalawa-point-one: kung talagang close kayo ng kaibigan mong babae, para matigil kaagad ang misyon ninyong maghanap ng nawawalang kung anuman, ang ginagawa ko ay sa tuwing lalapit ang kaibigan ko sa isang saleslady, sinasabi ko agad, "ate, huwag niyong tulungan yan... di naman bibili yan! Walang pera yan. Matagal pa sweldo namin!" Sabay labas ng pearly whites sa kaibigan.
• Ikatlo: Masarap kumaibigan ng mga babaeng may pagka-liberated ang pag-iisip, dahil minsan sila pa ang magpapahipo ng kanilang dibdib. Kapag ginawa nila ito, wag kang mukhang tanga na parang nalilibugan... ginagawa nila ito dahil a) tipo ka nila o kaya'y b) ang tingin nila sa iyo'y di kayo talo.
• Ikaapat: Ang mga babae eh mahilig din magkuwento tungkol sa sex!!! Kung di ka marunong magpaligaya, makinig ka ng mabuti dahil minsa'y kinukuwento nila kung bakit hindi sila napasaya ng kaniig nila noong isang gabi. Sa madaling salita, maraming babae ang malilibog!!!
• Ikaapat-point-one: Ito ay napansin ko lang sa mga kaibigan ko... pero ang babae kapag isinuko na ang kanyang kalamnan eh matapos nang ilang araw eh gumaganda. Ewan ko. Nag-iiba ang taas ng kilay. Nagiging mas pino ang kilos. Natututong magtaray. May apat na akong kakilala na napansin ko na medyo nagbago matapos nilang makatikim ng karne ng kalalakihan. Dati rati'y ang babae ay iisa lang ang hitsura para sa akin, pero ngayon medyo nakikita ko ang kaibahan ng isang birhen sa isang may karanasan na.
• Ikalima: Dahil ako ay likas na tahimik na tao, gusto kong mga babae ang aking nakakasama. Hindi kami nauubusan ng pinagkukuwentuhan mula sa kanilang buhay-buhay hanggang sa buhay ng pusa ng pinsan ng kapitbahay ng lola nila. Lahat ikukuwento nila basta kalapit sa topic ng pinag-uusapan ninyo.
• Ikaanim: Hindi ko nilalahat ang mga babae dito, pero pansin ko lang maraming babae ang mahilig makipagkumpetisyon. Naaalala ko noong ako'y isang hamak na ahente pa lang at nagtatawag upang bumenta ng kung anu-ano. 2 babae ang pumapagitna sa akin, at hindi nila ako kinakausap hangga't hindi pa nila ako nalalamangan sa dami ng benta ko. As in, hindi talaga ako pinapansin o tinitingnan man lang kapag mas maraming marka sa board ang pangalan ko kesa sa kanila. Tapos may ilang araw sa isang buwan na sobrang lala nito, na kapag wala na silang pag-asang habulin ako eh magdadabog ang mga ito at mumurahin ako.

Hay, mga babae nga naman.

STOP TOUCHING IT!!!

Reading the title, I'd say you're thinking this is about how someone (a girl perhaps) telling me to stop touching them. Wrong! Number one, I don't touch anything without asking for permission... (maybe that's what's wrong with me)... and two, I just needed something catchy to write so you'll read this entry.

So what's this entry all about? I am on 'guy-giving-advise' mode today and would just want to share the things that we guys don't want other people touching. Whether you're a girl or a guy, there are just some things that are off-limits unless given proper authorization. Don't get me wrong, I don't have any problems sharing things. It's just there are things you should be careful before you lay your soft hands on or something. Men, particularly boys tend to go berserk if they find out that something's changed or different with these precious things.

CELLPHONE: I have seen relationships destroyed because the girl can't help but open her beau's phone and read his messages. This has something to do with the issue of trust. And probably guys who avoid lending their phones have something to keep from others. I'm sure guys won't have a problem lending it to you if you ask first. I know I don't. Seriously, this could also be for your own good. I mean, what would you do if you find out that his phone contains videos or pictures of him doing it with his ex?

WALLET: Look at your parents. Have you ever seen your mother open your dad's wallet. Even if she needs the money, and his wallet's lying there she still asks the man to give her the money. They know the silent rule between men and women that wallets are always off limits. I know sometimes it doesn't contain much, but whatever 'much' this leather treasure chest contains only
we understand. We don't have a problem sharing our money with you, but sometimes it's our decision to keep some for ourselves. Don't assume that because we're already intimate that we're already ready to share everything with you. It's all about respect.

HAIR: Remember Samson and Delilah? What happened after the bitch played around with the guy's mojo? He flipped and turned suicidal destroying some tower along with himself. This may not be accurate, but I guess you're smart enough to follow my drift. Our crowning glory!!! The only thing we are willing to spend 30 minutes just to fix. The only thing that completes our look. Yeah, I know when girls play with our hair, you'd still see us smiling after... but I'm telling you deep inside we want to punch the living daylights out of you. Respect the work we've put on our hairstyle no matter how outdated this look happens to be.

CAR RADIO: It's fine as long as you ask permission first. We understand if Love Radio is not your favorite fm station or that you don't like the house music cd that your guy's got in his player. Heck, we'll even sing-along with the cheesiest love songs if you want just as long as you tell us you want to change the tune. An awkward date will really go south once this happens, a normally jolly guy can become quiet and brooding when he hears something different inside his kingdom that is his car.

That's four things that are off limits from other people's hands. Everything else, you're free to touch and play with. And there are some things we want you to touch and play with. And this time I mean what I mean. Wink Wink!!!

SO A GUY GETS DUMPED...

Now I was watching the second season of "How I Met Your Mother" last night and it got me thinking of how us guys usually deal with break ups. What normal guy hasn't been in that situation? Oh yeah, those people who've been single since birth. So anyway, I want to write something today so I guess I'll just list down what I've seen us guys do to cope with ending a relationship. This may apply to girls too... I think.

• AN UNEXPECTED DIET: When guys break up with someone they love, there's only two outcomes: you lose weight or you gain weight. Let's deal with the first one. THere are guys who lose their appetites. I guess depression overpowers their need to feed. In some ways it turns out good for us, as we become more attractive with less fats. But that only applies to overweight people. Now if a guy already has a thin frame, and then lose weight (like someone I know), there is a possibility he'd look like he'd done drugs.
• BEER BELLY BOY: The opposite also applies to other dumpees. This is a result of being a patron to beer houses, bars, friend's homes, and/or soaking the sorrow at home. I unfortunately became a victim of this. As depression actually makes me want to eat more (not necessarily drink though, I don't like drinking more than 3 bottles of beer). THis sucks, but we have to suck it in, I guess.
• DENIAL IS NOT JUST A RIVER IN EGYPT: This is not just for guys, it's irritating when girls do this. How in the world are you ever going to move on if three months into the break up the guy/girl still sms you to know how you are, as if nothing happened. While there's a chance that you'll be friends with your ex, it does not and SHOULD NOT be forced at once. Otherwise you're just giving mixed messages. I don't do this, I know people who do (guys AND girls).
• THE GIFTED ONE: There are guys who find it easy moving on. He gets dumped today, tonight he's already out in the ocean searching for his next prospect. I guess it's the attitude but I notice that guys who do this, are the physically gifted. I'd really like to be like this, but seeing as I don't have a social life, it might take time for me to be like this.
• THE INDIANA JONES EFFECT: This guy, after ending a relationship starts searching to find his true self. The treasure hunter whose search leads him to becoming a better person. This may actually be the reason for the break up. This makes the next girlfriend really lucky.
• PRIEST/MONK... SINGLE: This could be me, a guy who realize that being single is actually great. Unlike women, I never met a guy who after a break up turned into a woman hater. A jerk to women, maybe... but a woman hater? Unless he became gay, I don't think this would be an option. We have certain needs that should be fulfilled that only a woman could give. While a relationship is not a must, we just enjoy the status of our lives right now. Yeah, I think this is where I was, and where I am right now.

This was supposed to be an entry about that show, as I really loved it, but I thought that this could be more interesting than a silly little tv show, don't you think?

HOW WAS YOUR FIRST TIME?!

How was my first time? After twenty-three years of existence, yesterday was my first time... It was exhilirating... My muscles are aching... My fingers are sore... Ive got bruises all over my hands and arms... and my back... oh you don't want me to start with my back... GOD!!! My back hurts like hell...

But before you think "what the f&*k is that guy doing?!" no... i did not hook up with a dominatrix (although there are times when i wish i did)... but thats another story... real gentlemen never kiss and tell... Yesterday was my first time rock climbing... And it rocks!!!

Right now im considering taking this one as a sport... My only sport... If things go well (which they usually don't), i'll do it... Although im in so much pain right now, its only my first time to do it, im determined to try this one out... Ive got this thing about getting my body in better shape and this sport could help... I mean it strengthens my upper body... And you have to think too...
So that's both physical and mental... Im babbling i know... im sorry...

That's it for my weekend so far... Im at work right now... maximizing my resources (the internet hehehe)... my real weekend will start tomorrow and im looking forward to it cuz ive got some zombies to behead on RE4... harharhar!!!