WHY I LIKE HAVING STRAIGHT FRIENDS

The other night I had a really terrifying experience inside my room (the story I’ll write probably on Valentine’s Day). Those who follow me on twitter probably know this already.

Anyway, so there I was, alone in my room, awake at 2am. I can’t move as I was afraid I’d experience something ala Paranormal Activity. But thanks to technology, I was able to reach out to a friend who’s still awake at that ungodly hour.

We chatted for awhile and he kept me from thinking about those awful thoughts about whatever it was with me in my room.

But what I really appreciated about that little talk was this:

(We haven’t seen each other in about a bit over a year and were talking about hanging out with each other)

Friend:  Dyan na lang tayo house mo at baka may makakita sakin may kasamang badingerz

Friend:  Haha joke lang ha!!!

Friend:  Weekday nga game ako… Pero aga nga tulog mo

Friend:  Sunduin na lang kita sa office niyo. Pero kailangan mo matulog latest by 1pm… Hirap ka nun Gusto ko manggulo hanggang merienda at least

Gillboard: Gago, di ako obvious no!!

Gillboard:  Pag nagleave nga ako sasabihan kita… ang hirap mo ayain!!! Hahaha

Friend:  Oo nga noh… Chaka friends tayo, aalahanin mo babantayan ko palage pag napadaan mata mo sa zipper ko.

Gillboard:  Sira!!! Yaan mo, tapos na panahon na may pagnanasa ako sayo no!!!

Gillboard:  Ewwww nay un ngayon! Yuck, incest lang.

Friend:  Sige, set na yan. Kapalit nyan mahal na gift mo dito. Pasensya na at hirap ako ha.

Friend:  Pero may value to saken kayak o ibibigay sayo.

Gillboard:  Okay lang, di naman ako choosy.

Friend:  Ulul!!! Mataas taste mo noh. Inambition mo ako eh. Hahaha Peace bro.

Gillboard:   Nagkamali nga ako noh. Kaya di na naulit.

Friend:  Kapal ng mukha mo! Kaibigan mo pa ako nun! Sapakin kita eh.

Gillboard:  Hahaha. Kaya nga nagsorry eh.

Friend:  Sabagay, iba nga naman talaga yung tipo ko pala. Thanks to you, isa ka sa mga nagparealize saken na di ako panget.

Friend:  Pasalamat ka, basta kaibigan ko, for life na yun… Kaya di ka nagkamali.. Gago!

Gillboard|:  Salamat ha! Hehehe

Friend:  Pero bilang ko pa rin tingin sa zipper ko. Hahahaha

For the record, I never looked at the guy’s zipper. BTW this was Joy. If you don’t remember, he was the friend I fell in love with.  I told him the truth. He avoided me for two years. Then we became friends again. Until now.

Conversations like this make me happy I have straight friends.