Apr 22, 2010

THE MURTAUGH LIST

The Murtaugh list is a list of things a person is too old to do. I got this from How I Met Your Mother. You see Mr. Murtaugh, from the Lethal Weapon series, played hilariously by Danny Glover is the senior between the two cops (him and Mel Gibson). So anyway they often go after bad guys the extreme way and Murtaugh always end up saying "I'm too old for this shit." Hence the list of things, one's too old to do.

Okay, so here's my list of things I'm too old for.

  • Start smoking.
  • Experiment on illegal substances.
  • Have sex with minors.
  • Be a fan of the Jonas Brothers, Miley Cyrus and Hannah Montana.
  • For pamorningan drinking sessions.
  • To climb up and hang out on treetops.

There may be more, I can't think of anything else at the moment. But of course there are things you'll never be too old to do.
  • Laugh at those crazy cartoons.
  • To have awesome time doing crazy stuff with your friends
  • To start a new hobby.
  • Change your lifestyle.
  • Start saving money.
  • And to fall in love.
What's on your Murtaugh List?
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22 comments:

  1. chingoy, the great chef wannabe4/22/2010 09:56:00 PM

    too old for disco (nyah hahaha... disco talaga ang tawag)

    ayoko na rin ng di diretsong usapan...

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  2. EngrMoks4/22/2010 10:00:00 PM

    agree ako tol sa final list mo...

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  3. caloy4/22/2010 10:28:00 PM

    hahaha! matanda ka na pala eh! matanda na! yiheeee! is that a gray hair? whahahaha!

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  4. HalfCrazy4/22/2010 10:57:00 PM

    Haha who says you're too old to climb up and hang out on treetops? Kaya mo yan! May puno pa bang maaakyatan ngayon sa Maynila? LOL.

    Pinakamaganda talaga yung huli eh. "To fall in love." - ang romantic mo naman tsong. Haha!

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  5. aajao4/22/2010 11:40:00 PM

    aplikable ba sa atin yan? di ba meron tayong kasabihan na "Kalabaw lang ang tumatanda"? kaya pwede pa natin lahat gawin yan... it's never too late (wag lang yung start smoking, bad for the health)

    ;)

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  6. glentot4/22/2010 11:59:00 PM

    Yahaha natawa ako agad kay Chingoy di ko sya maimagine mag Tugs Tugs Tugs

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  7. Maldito4/23/2010 03:07:00 AM

    para sakin..walang bagay for me that im too old to try to...ahahhahaa..lahat gagawin...we can only live once so why do all the things...crazy things!!!


    falling in love? ang tanong...ke sino?ahahhaa

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  8. Kosa4/23/2010 09:11:00 AM

    too old to have sex with minor? hahahaha. sa sex walang minor-minor!

    eh paano kung sa minor ka mainlove?
    goodluck naman...

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  9. an_indecent_mind4/23/2010 11:15:00 AM

    hahahaha! laging kasali ung "mainlove"?? haha!

    natawa ako kay kosa, tama nga naman... so pano love lang sa minor, no sex involved ha? wahehehe! abstinence is purity parekoy! i salute you! hehehe!

    crazy things with my friends, yan ang hindi ko makakalimutan at hindi aatrasan regardless of my age..

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  10. Stone-Cold Angel4/23/2010 02:16:00 PM

    Lahat ng "too old" list mo ok to do it still except the last two.

    Ok pa din kahit me edad na, gawin pa din kahit anong gusto. Surprise yourself!!!

    =)

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  11. The Gasoline Dude™4/23/2010 04:40:00 PM

    Haha teka paano muna i-pronounce ang Murtaugh? LOL

    Hmmm... I guess I'm too old to learn how to play a guitar. Or watch Nickelodeon. :)

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  12. domjullian4/23/2010 08:43:00 PM

    gaya ng sinabi ko sa blog ko, you can never be too young or too old.

    there's always a first time for everything.

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  13. gillboard4/23/2010 08:55:00 PM

    domjulian: i see your point... pero sa edad mo... sa tingin mo bagay pa sa'yo pag nagpakulay ka ng pink na buhok at magmukhang anime? yun ang point ko... hehehe

    gasul: mur taw...

    angel: nasa tao naman yan kung gusto nilang ilimit ang gagawin nila or hindi... hehehe

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  14. gillboard4/23/2010 08:57:00 PM

    indecent mind: pwede siguro no sex... hanggang pagdating niya sa tamang edad... then yun na... hahaha

    kosa: uy... meron tayong tinatawag na statutory rape....

    maldito: wala na nga eh... hay

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  15. gillboard4/23/2010 09:00:00 PM

    glentot: tugs tugs tugs... hehehe.. naaalala ko yung commercial ng selecta cornetto

    aajao: naku... madami akong pwedeng idagdag na di na natin pwedeng gawin... lalo ka na't tatay ka na..

    halfcrazy: believe me.. i'm too old for that.. and too heavy... hehehe

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  16. gillboard4/23/2010 09:02:00 PM

    mokong: hehe... salamat.

    chingoy: naiimagine ko yung sinabi ni glentot.. ano kaya hitsura mo pag naririnig ang tugs tugs tugs... hehehe

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  17. ENS4/23/2010 09:41:00 PM

    never too old to attend to children's party...

    teka.. anu ba yung crazy stuff with your friends??

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  18. escape4/24/2010 09:12:00 AM

    start a new hobby... one great thing to do. if only i have all the time in my life.

    climbing treetops! i miss that.

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  19. Boris4/24/2010 04:44:00 PM

    whoa ganda na ng blog mo ah... green kasi fave color ko lols XD

    anyway about the list... hmmmmm ang bagay na i'll never be old to do is to watch cartoons, play in the arcades and think weirdly XD

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  20. jayvie4/24/2010 07:32:00 PM

    ang kumain ng cerelac!!! never pa ako nakakain lol

    teka, hindi na pwede makipagsex sa minors sa edad nating ito? haha

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  21. citybuoy4/26/2010 05:41:00 PM

    i believe i am too old for your last bullet point. haha pa-jaded?

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  22. Raft3r4/27/2010 09:11:00 PM

    nyahaha
    sex with a minor talaga?
    like how young?
    hehe

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