In order for us to be genuinely great friends, I think I need to learn how to not miss you.
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Last night I was talking to my best friend, and he told me one thing that lightened up my shitty evening.
One of my most attractive straight best friends (he told me to say this, but it's true) has pigsa on his balls.
I know it's painful, but at least now I feel less crappy about my life. So thank you for sacrificing your balls and your pains for my happiness. You're really such an awesome bro!!!
Don't worry I'll never have fantasies about your perfect balls EVER again.
I love you my friend. Hahahaha.
isa sa pinakanagpapalungkot sa akin sa panahong ito ay ang alaala ng aking bestfriend
ReplyDeletehirap ng mapalayo sa kanila, lalo na sa gitna ng panahong tulad nito na ang lahat ay nagsasaya
sakit nun. tsaka hirap mag jack-o-lantern
ReplyDelete*scratches his balls*
ReplyDeleteAno uli yun, Junjun?
hala dun pa talaga
ReplyDeleteOuch!
ReplyDeleteOf all places, sa yagbols pa talaga.
Echoserang Pigsa... Badiday!
KAMPAI!
Mean ni engel. Ahihihi.
ReplyDeletetell him, i wouldn't mind. hahaha! just kidding.
ReplyDeletehe's so funny...of all things to say.. :-) I like his candor. :-)
ReplyDeleteoh my goodness. how awful!
ReplyDeletecitybuoy: yeah, it's awful. awfully funny!! kidding. he's still in pain.
ReplyDeletesonia: he thanks sonia. =)
ewwik: he's from UP too, i think you two'll get along. =)
rei: di naman. grateful nga ako sa kanya eh. =)
m2mtripper: yup. tinanong ko nga ano pinaggagawa niya't nagkaroon siya ng pigsa dun.
curioscat: i know, right?
rudeboy: ewan ko sa'yo!!! =P
dumenec: i could just imagine.
anteros: ermmm i guess so.
awww doon talaga nalagay ang pigsa. wawa
ReplyDeleteay inunahan ka nung pigsa friend....
ReplyDeletehahahahaha yeah, he's a great guy for doing that...
Are we not allowed to miss our friends?
ReplyDeleteDoes missing them automatically forgo the chance that we'll have a genuinely great relationship with them?
makmak: because missing that friend means i still have feelings for him. it's difficult to explain now, but in time, i will.
ReplyDeleteyj: he is. kahit wala pa yung pigsa. =)
cloud: yup. sakit nga eh. kahit wala ako, ramdam ko. =D
unimaginable. wah
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