ME AND MY MAGIC 8-BALL

I had this for years, this is one toy that I often show-off because it's fun. I like the answers they give to my very serious questions.

AM I GOING TO GET MARRIED?
-As I see it yes

WILL I MEET THE ONE THIS YEAR?
-Reply hazy try again

HAVE I ALREADY MET THE ONE?
-Yes (hmmm... interesting)

HAVE I LET GO OF A GOOD THING?
-As I see it yes (I'm not going to elaborate on this... but too bad)

AM I A GOOD GUY?
-Signs point to yes

AM I AN EXPERT IN RELATIONSHIPS?
-Very doubtful (from now on I'm not going to give relationship advise)

AM I GOING TO HAVE LOTS OF MONEY?
-Outlook not so good (uh-oh!)

WILL J AND I EVER GO OUT AGAIN?
-My sources say no (ahhh... crap... I really need to let this go)

This toy's nice to me today... so it's not that funny. When I bring this to work, this becomes a hit
with my colleagues. They'd even go as far as to kissing the thing before they ask their questions. It's funny because there are people who take the answers from it seriously. And some of the answers aren't that serious.

This is a good stress buster if you don't take it seriously. If you want to ask a question to my magic 8 ball, just let me know. I'm sure you know how.